Unsafe Safety Data Sheet (USDS)

How to Play

Fill in the blanks, then make one selection from each deliberately promptless menu. When you submit the form, your browser will assemble a custom Unsafe Safety Data Sheet from your answers.

Privacy: Nothing is sent to ILPI or stored on the server. Your answers are used only by your browser to build the results page. As always, do not enter anything private or genuinely incriminating.

For maximum absurdity, complete every entry before peeking behind the curtain.